America will one day be civil.
It just takes a little dream.
Sometimes I imagine a giant jet engine moving slowly through the air about a hundred feet above the ground, east to west, then west to east, just slowly crossing and crisscrossing America.
The intake of the jet engine is set to ‘Republican’ – meaning, any Republicans or conservatives or MAGA hat wearers that it flies above, get sucked up into the air and through the intake of the engine and spit out as carbonized ash behind it. The jet engine is invisible and intangible to everything but Republicans, conservatives, and MAGA hat wearers. No one else can perceive it in any way. If it passes over your house during Thanksgiving and your crazy Uncle Squirrel is sitting at the table holding forth on the Fast and the Furious and how Trump is the most media-persecuted, criticized President in the history of America, only your crazy Uncle Squirrel will hear it approaching. Only he will feel the effects of its powerful turbine. It will yank him out of his seat and he will pass through your ceiling like a ghost on his way to his inevitable date with jet-justice. All you’ll see is crazy Uncle Squirrel apparently being raptured out of his chair through your roof and up into Heaven.
It takes a while for the Jet Engine of Justice to cross the entire country, and it snows carbonized conservative over large portions of America for quite some time… but eventually, we have a civilization again.