They could have done the burning a an approved leaf burner in the back… but I guess that the incredibly low temperatures took them out of their comfort zone… and time being as pressing as it appears, things just wouldn’t wait until spring…
Hillary was probably burning classified information before the FBI raids her house because I’m sure they called ahead to let her know they were on the way.
Bill should tell his hookers to be more careful with their crack pipes.
For the attention of Hillary Clinton:
Please be advised that if you try to destroy your ankle monitor it will explode.
Will we hear about a body found in the ashes later ?