Venezuela Prepares to go to WAR with the US


#1

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VENEZUELA PREPARES FOR WAR WITH U.S. WITH ‘RIFLES, MISSILES AND WELL-OILED TANKS AT THE READY’

Venezuela’s President Nicolas Maduro called on his nation’s military leaders Tuesday to prepare for war against the U.S. days after the Trump administration banned Venezuelan officials from entering the nation.

We have been shamelessly threatened by the most criminal empire that ever existed and we have the obligation to prepare ourselves to guarantee peace," said Maduro, who wore a green uniform and a military hat as he spoke with his army top brass during a military exercise involving tanks and missiles. “We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready…to defend every inch of the territory if needs be,” he added.

The Trump administration has taken a hard stance against Maduro’s regime by banning money lending to Venezuela’s government or its state oil company PDVSA, and passing sanctions against Maduro and his top officials.


#2

Oh no! What are we going to do? Not the fierce Venezuelan army! :rofl:

Challenge accepted.

We’d probably wipe out their entire military within a few hours and do everyone a favor.


#3

War isn’t even needed. All we have to do is airdrop crates of food, water, toilet paper, guns, and ammunition. A civil war breaks out and no one ever hears from Maduro again.


#4

O boys, they are coming for your servers.


#5

Yeah I read they are trying to play Runecraft too. You know things are bad when you have to slave away for hours to make a dollar.


#6

Perhaps Maduro finally watched the Spanish language dubbed “The Mouse that Roared” :joy:


#7

We’re not going to go to war with Venezuela.


#8

Lmao, I guess Ill dust off my gaming gears. Tho looks like the runescape players are already at it.


#9

Why would the US go to war with Venezuela when all we have to do is watch them starve themselves to death?


#10

Isn’t communist brainwashing an amazing thing.


#11

Are the tanks submersible?

Long way to the US underwater.


#12

A hungry man can do a lot of crazy things. And if their president gives them a good enough reason, theyll be angry. Hunger + angry = hangry. Their effectiveness as pawns of war will be questionable. A massacre will take place…

The UN declares the US the “literal 4th Reich”. World wars 3 happens etc etc etc.


#13

Perhaps like an attempt like NK at extortion.